the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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