But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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