your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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