Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I just want to make out with him forever
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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