i think i have herpe
just one?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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