We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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