Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
The Olympian is in my bed
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