We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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