I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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