Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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