No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
