Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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