Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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