i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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