school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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