I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
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