in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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