So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
now i know why i became what i already was.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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