it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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