i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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