i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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