Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Randomize
