There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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