why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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