you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
you made out with another girl for some wings
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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