so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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