Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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