The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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