i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
pop tarts are not kleenex
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The adults are the big ones right?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Randomize
