when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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