I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize