I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So I just went to clothing optional bar
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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