How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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