so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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