We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i jhust puked up my retainher.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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