so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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