I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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