I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Girls should come with a carfax report
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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