I think I am morally bankrupt
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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