The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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