Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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