margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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