i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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