Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
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I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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