if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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