This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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