I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea