how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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