My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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