Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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