i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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