Do you still have your period?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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