i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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